Rants and Ravings...

So I get perturbed quite often, but it comes out of nowhere. Case in point, just a few days ago I sent the following email to THE GIRLS.

Dear GIRLS,

Ok, I don't know why I am so disturbed...but let me tell you what has disturbed me within the past 30 minutes.

1) I fell asleep on the couch for 15 mins and woke up with the strongest craving for chocolate..like I was going to make a cake, but a bitch ain't got no cake pans !!! Then I throw on my coat with $2 and head to the bodega and cop a Kit Kat and a Twix. The Kit Kat was devoured before I got into my house.

2) "Swagged Out at 40" birthday parties. JUST STOP IT !!! I need to get off Facebook, because people and their lamer than lame parties and pictures are destroying me.

3) A nigga...yes, a dude actually emailing back about business. "I am in transition right now, once I get settled I will call you around brunch time."...What dude says that ? brunch time ??? Nigga, yo brunch time ain't my brunch time. I brunch AFTER lunch...so what time is that ?

4) Not having hot sauce in the house. It never fails...I never have hot sauce and I ALWAYS run out of toilet paper !!!!

5) Mail...ain't nothing in it but bad news...so I just don't check it until the mailman starts putting it ON TOP of the mailbox.

And no, I am not about to start my period. I am actually on the end of it, so I have no idea why I have all of this angst.

- PARTY GIRL

and to keep the angst going....and to further confirm the notion I need to stay off of Facebook, here is #6.

Any grown ass woman getting a birthday cake made to look like a Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Macy's bag needs to be flogged !!!