Do You Feel That ??....NOPE !!

So last night I went out with FLIRTY GIRL and one of our MFs. Our MF mistakenly gave us false information regarding a party we planned to attend. So, we ended up sitting in his car, sipping on Dark and Stormy beverages and conversing.

We were discussing relationships, Tiger Woods' indiscretions, partying and bullshit. Our MF stated that the Tiger Woods incident makes him even more fearful of getting married. As he put it, he did not know too many happily married people and that frightens him. SAY WORD ? I mean, I have 5 divorced friends, but I currently know of three happily married couples.

Hmmmm...I guess the math is a little off.

Anywho, FLIRTY started to tell us about a dinner she had with some of her married homegirls the other day and how one of the ladies stated bluntly, "Oh, I need to hurry up and get home before my man goes to sleep. I need to get there to give him some before 10:00pm." FLIRTY then stated that another blurted out something to the same like, "Oh yeah, my husband is leaving town tomorrow ... I need to get home to give him some loving before he heads out of town my damn self."

Being a single gal amongst married women can get a little uncomfortble, so I ask FLIRTY, "Well shit...how did that make you feel ? All that man and blunt sex talk ?"

"HORRIBLE.... PARTY GIRL...it made me feel HORRIBLE. Not only am I having little to no sex, I don't even have a sex drive anymore."

"ET TU FLIRTY ??? Are you on Birth Control ? Cause Birth Control has caused me to feel NOTHING !!! Damnit, we are in our sexual prime, we should be enjoying this...I want my sex drive back damnit..I am getting OFF of Birth Control !!"

So in front of our MF, we begin to discuss the several methods of birth control, those that work, those that don't work, those that cause you to feel like "cardboard" and some that make you slap buzzard crazy !! He was very enlightened to say the least. Once we discussed the side effects of Depo he blurts out loudly, "THAT'S WHY THAT BITCH WAS SO CRAZY !!! She was on that damn Depo !! I knew it was something wrong with that broad when I was dealing with her."


Now, several of THE GIRLS take Birth Control for different reasons. They are either (i) sexing like crazy, (ii) not wanting a menstrual cycle....or (iii) hmm, yeah...that just about sums it up. You either don't want a baby or you don't want to have your cycle as often. As it has been so eloquently stated by one of THE GIRLS, "I don't see the need to subject myself to bleeding every month. It's so not necessary."

Whatever the case may be, I have a solution to this massive dillema. If the powers that be can find a way to make Birth Control that prevents pregnancy, maintains your natural sex drive and also causes you to lose weight...HOT DAMN !!!

We would be on to something !