That Bum Broad ?!?!?

I think I finally figured it out, I think that there is a superiority that men feel when they mess with women that they know are not worth a damn, and I think that there is an inferiority that men feel when they have to deal with a woman that sees them for exactly who they are. I'm not quite sure why they feel so inferior, when all the women are doing is trying to love them and challenge them to be the best at who they can be, but sometimes that's a bit difficult for them. And for that reason they have a tendency to go, what we call...slumming. You know what slumming is, when he is dealing with somebody that is like 50 leagues under the sea below who you are, as far as understanding who she is ...herself. But you know, it ain't nothing....cause get back is a mutha fucka ! - Joi "Star Kitty's Revenge"

THE GIRLS collectively have not addressed the Tiger Woods issue at length, because honestly Tiger does not belong to "us", so hell...it ain't our problem. His indiscretions are up there with David Letterman and Jude Law. Who really gives a shit ? The conversation generally goes something like this:

PARTY GIRL: Girl...you see this fool Tiger messing around on his wife.

GOOFY GIRL: Yes, he is such little boy dumb, dumb.

PARTY GIRL: But hell, his wife gone get that dough, and that's the end of that. Hell, he don't like black women no way. Beckies on the come up too.

GOOFY GIRL: Mayne, who you telling...half ... and maybe then some.

PARTY GIRL: But giiiiiiiiirrrrrllll...did you see that mess about Shaq's new mistress on ybf.com asking for a purse, and only getting hard d*&^ and bubblegum from him ? She was STRAIGHT begging for a purse and a flight on Air Tran. Atleast one thing about Shaq is .... he stays with the sistas in his mess...ahaha !!

This post is not entirely about the racial preferences of mistresses and side chicks, though there is a collective similarity in all of their choices. The string of familiarity is BUM BITCHES !!! Tiger Woods, you are a billionaire and you choose to have affairs with waitresses, porn stars and restaurant managers ? Bill Clinton was the President of the United States and got caught up by an intern ?? Shaquille O'Neal, your new mistress is an "aspiring actress" with dance videos on You Tube and those GOD AWFUL pictures that I am sure all insecure people take. Ya'll know what I talking about, that booty shot, arm over the exposed breast shot and/or male flexing the shirtless flexed pose while their other arm is out in front of them with the camera phone all in the freaking mirror.

Now, I have been cheated on before. Most, if not all of THE GIRLS have been cheated on as well and the collective question that is always asked by a homegirl once you expose your man's doggish ways is, "Was the girl even cute ?" ...

HAIL NAWL !!! The girl my college boyfriend cheated on me with, well...I can't talk bad about her now. She put money in my pocket by inviting me to speak at her school many years later, so I vowed to let the past be the past. WHATSONEVAH, when I saw her at an event about 6 months after being exposed all I could think was, "Is this busted broad really walking around hot as Dallas in some jellies ? Ole sweat foot, dirt foot broad street bully looking broad." I mean, I was on my way to law school, she couldn't even get a press and curl right. I was always complimented on having beautiful eyes, she wore the glasses that made GOOFY GIRLS glasses look like contacts. What did he see in her ?

It was simple ! She gave him attention.

And sometimes that is all it takes.

So as the posts about Shaq's lovers hit theybf.com and as The Insider on ET keeps digging up more and more Tiger mistresses, and as my ex from college STILL reaches out to me, I can't help but agree with Joi. Get back is a mutha fucka... Word to Shaunie, Juanita and Elin...

Now, if only I could have been privy to a nine figure payout...