Do You Smell Smoke ?!?

Ahhhh.....

How I LOVE the Sundress !!!

It's so cute, so fashionable....
SO COMFORTABLE..

Men have made songs about them (shout out to Phat Cat Players and Raheem Devaughn)
There were officially over 50+ Facebook status updates about the onset of the Sundress season since the weather has warmed up in New York.

Wearing a Sundress is tantamount to wearing sexy underwear... women automatically walk and smile as if they have a secret and MAYBE, if a man were to act right, we just might let him in on that secret :)

But LAWD....

After months and months of wearing pants and/or tights with my dresses and skirts, I learned something that could be very detrimental to my enjoyment of free flowing clothing and more importantly, something that may keep men from smiling as THE GIRLS and I walk down the street with our dresses swishing from side to side.

MY THIGHS SCRUB TOGETHER AND THAT SHIT HURTS !!!!

When I told one of THE GIRLS about my dilemma of the scrubbing thighs she gave me her secret.

"Honey, my thighs scrub together ALL the time. Just move your knees....keep your thighs together and your problem is averted."

Uh...NO...I REFUSE !!! It's time to hit the gym.....

For the sake of us not having to take pain meds because our thighs feel like they were set ablaze, for the sake of us not having the inside of our thighs looking like Gary Coleman has been punching them, and for the sake of not having to walk like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns..... Ladies, we have got to get in the gym !!!

...as soon as I finish this cupcake and glass of wine ....