This is an actual conversation between two of THE GIRLS:
SASSY GIRL #1: You read Harry Potter right ? I got a question. A friend referred to "the thing that you do not speak of as in Harry Potter" and I have NO IDEA what that means...do you know ?
SASSY GIRL #1: I'm all on Wikipedia trying to figure this out
CALI GIRL #2: There's "he who must not be named" who is the bad guy
SASSY GIRL #1: Hmmmmm.....
CALI GIRL #2: He's the one who killed Harry's parents and tried to kill Harry, but he survived
CALI GIRL #2: Does that help ? What was the context of the comment ?
SASSY GIRL #1: Tug of war on defining our relationship
CALI GIRL #2: Oh, then it's probably a reference to the unspeakable
SASSY GIRL #1: Yes, what's that ?
CALI GIRl #2: In the book, everyone is sooo scared of the bad guy, they don't call him by name because of fear he'll show up
CALI GIRL #2: Or also because they're scared of him
SASSY GIRL #1: Oooohhhh...I get it
SASSY GIRL #1: Sheesh, this is so not funny, but it is... grown niggas speaking "Harry Potter" and ME TRYING TO DECODE !!!!
CALI GIRL #2: LOL
CALI GIRL #2: That's HILARIOUS
SASSY GIRL #1: YES !!!! I couldn't ask him WTF because I was rushing to get upstairs to do your hair and we haven't talked today...so I tried to google it and then I was like "CALI GIRL will know!!!"
CALI GIRL #2: Yes, all things Harry Potter, I'm all over it !!
Tip of the Day to the Readers: Google and Harry Potter are NOT the answers to solving your relationship problems !!!
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