A Letter To My Little Sister....

Dear Little Party Girl,

Sooooo.... you're turning 21 tomorrow, and you think you are grown. I remember when I turned 21. I was in college, dating my college sweetheart, keeping my grades up, staying active in my sorority, sipping rum and coke....and NOT KNOWING SHIT !!!

I'll give in to your allusion that now the magical number 21 has come around, you are my equal. I'll give you that, like Jennifer "Effie" Hudson, for one night only, then its back to my looking at you sideways when you talk about the "mini" boyfriend drama your friends go through, the heartbreak over not getting that cute shirt from Wet Seal, the back and forth with your professors and bosses on your first job. Cause truth of the matter is....it only gets worse. The drama gets bigger, the bills get higher, the responsiblity gets greater the tolerance is the only thing that gets lower....well, tolerance and your bubbies...

Anywho, in the spirit of being "All Things Festive", your big sister, Party Girl has developed the "Top 10 Things To Remember Now That You Can Legally Drink".... since I'm the one bringing a box full of LIQ and the One Speaker Jumpoff to your party via bus tomorrow. These top 10 nuggets of wisdom have either happened to and/or have been witnessed by one or ALL of THE GIRLS...


PARTY GIRL'S TOP 10 THINGS TO REMEMBER NOW THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY DRINK:

1) Do NOT drink and drive.... PERIOD !

2) If you are too wasted to drive...do NOT let your equally wasted Girlfriend drive either...call a cab...

3) Speaking of Call a Cab...drink it once...that's all you need to realize that that shit equals DEATH !!

4) While you are still in college, set the punch made with Everclear and other cheap LIQ out for your guests, keep your stash of good shit hidden under your bed.

5) Patron is the DEVIL !!!...

6) Do NOT drunk dial and/or drunk text....your mouth is worse than mine...woooo

7) If you get tipsy off of wine coolers and beer....don't tell nobody... that is so wack...ahaha

8) If a man is talking your ear off at a lounge or nightclub and has not offered to buy you a drink, leave his cheap ass right where you found him...

9) Bottle service....only on your birthday...make a nigga pay for it any other time.

10) If you ever just happen to pass out in a bathroom ....in Cancun, Mexico.... or at a Chinese restaurant at a party in college after drinking a Long Island Ice Tea out of a Big Gulp styrofoam cup...please pray to God that your girlfriends have enough sense to come check for you within an hour of you disappearing..I'm just saying...


CHEERS !!!! Happy Birthday Kiddo....