Sometimes it is quite possible for a woman's ego to be as big, if not bigger, than a man's. There are certain instances when a woman will hold her head high and secretly look around saying to herself, "yup...I'm THAT chick..let me just sit over here and bask in the glory that is me". I think it is cool to toot one's own horn every now and again, in moderation of course.
The beauty of THE GIRLS, as the conglomerate that we are, is that we each hold so many different gifts that we offer to our communites, our men, our girlfriends and ourselves.
With that said, I have drafted the
TOP 7 BRAGGING RIGHTS MOMENTS
IN THE HISTORY OF THE GIRLS:
GETTING A PROMOTION, YEAH THAT PROMOTION YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU RECEIVED UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR CHECK: We celebrate every milestone with THE GIRLS. The most "playa" celebration to date though has to be for PUT TOGETHER GIRL. Sistergirl didn't even know she received a promotion until she got her check. She was that focused on getting her job done, it totally went over her head. GONE GIRL !!
PUTTING PEOPLE TO SLEEP AFTER THEY HAVE EATEN YOUR COOKING: The "itis" is SO real. I haven't seen quantifiable results based upon this phenonmenon, but I have seen it happen on many occasions. One of my best male friends always references a particular New Year's Day brunch we put together in Harlem. I made the omelets that single handedly knocked 5 grown men out. I promise there is nothing more gratifying than fixing a nice meal for your boo, then his ass goes straight to sleep, especially when your show is on or you got things to do around the house.....oooowwww !!!
HELL....KNOCKING A NIGGA OUT AFTER GIVING HIM SOME GOOD LOVING: (Self explanatory) "Girrrrlll...the man done made me breakfast...in MY kitchen...and I didn't even ask him to do it...eh hmmm...let me call you back bay baaayyyyy."
GETTING BACK TO YOUR FIGHTING WEIGHT: We LOVE to brag about losing weight. It does not matter if we lost 3 pounds or 15 pounds, the revolution WILL be televised...usually via email to EVERY one of THE GIRLS.
FINDING THAT GREAT PIECE ..... ON SALE: "PARTY GIRL... I love those shoes !!"...."Giirrrlllll, Sample Sale......28th and 5th... $50" OR here's another one. "CAREBEAR GIRL...your earrings are so cute !!"... "Wow Thanks CHATTY GIRL, 125th and Fred Doug....$5". We share the wealth !!
GOING OUT WITH A NEW GUY: There is nothing more magical than going out with a new guy. We LOVE to talk about all of the right things this man says, does, thinks about and how it may just....hopefully this time ...fit into our lives...DAMNIT !!
MAKING THE EX "CARRY ICE": "Carrying Ice" = doing ridiculous things at your disposal because he realizes he was such a prick when you two dated and now he has to do anything and everything to get back in your good graces. So what it's 11:00pm, he lives in Staten Island and you want some Tom Yum soup from the Lower East Side. I guarantee he will have it at your doorstep at 11:45pm. So what it's your 30th birthday and your new man, your old man and your potential man are all at the party. Find the man carrying the ice from the car into the party and that's the one who done F*&^ed Up and now wants back in. "Girl, look at that sorry knuccka pulling that ish out the car....hold on a sec chile..... BOY... get my purse too !!!"
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