Well...Where Is The B^&%h ?

She's on call...

She's on internship in CHINA...

Oh.. yeah..her.. um.... well....

THE GIRLFRIEND...or EX-GIRLFRIEND depending on who you ask is who is being referenced...

Hold on as I take a small chronic break...

Ok, I'm better...

I wonder why the issue of the ex-girlfriend and unresolved feelings didn't become prevalent in my relationships and THE GIRLS relationships with men until we hit 30. I honestly don't ever recall any of them talk about the men they are dealing with still having open issues and/or ongoing relationships with ex-girlfriends until we matured.

One of THE GIRLS was dating a man heavy for many months until he up and told her that he was still in love with his ex-wife. Another one of THE GIRLS has been kicking it with a dude for a couple of months and he conveniently announces to her that his girlfriend/ex--girlfriend is living in China and they are or sort of are still together. Another one of THE GIRLS learned that her boo was still dealing with an ex when he conveniently missed her birthday party because the ex girlfriend decided to come in town that very same weekend. Then there is me...

Hold on, let me take another hit of the blunt...

Ok, I'm back...

This dude I had been dealing with for well over a year decides to tell me that he still has feelings for an ex... a whole 8 months into our kicking it. My response ?

And I quote..."Well nigga, where the f*&^ is she ? Go be with her .... "

Now let me be clear... I, in no way shape or form, want to stand in the way of love. If a man has balls enough, and enough truth serum in him, to inform me that I am only entitled to a Piece of His Love...then I will take the hit and kindly get out of the way. I want him to be happy, even if it is not with me.

Whatsonevah. Dude, if your feelings are that strong for old girl, please stop calling me. More importantly, if your feelings are that strong for old girl, where is the b*&^% ?

Somewhere riding shotgun with Casper the Friendly Ghost...