She STAY Winning !!!!

It's official....

Time to get pregnant.

Our beloved and fierce leader, Beyonce Knowles - Carter is with child. I don't know about you, but I feel some kind of way dancing on a couch to Countdown, Get Me Bodied or WHATEVER other song we be acting like we ain't 30+ years old to while she somewhere is enduring the "You Better Sit Yo Ass Down With All That Damn Dancing Hard" stare of that one who shall be called Shawn.

The Twitter was all abuzz....the Blogs had a FIELD day....and I sat on my couch (well, Sunshine Girl's Couch), next to NGF and acted like I wasn't fazed. On the inside I was screaming. Like "Eeeeekkkk, we're about to be Aunties again GIRLS". However, on the outside I acted like it was just another day. Then reality set.

This bish is all of 29 (or is she 30 ?)....she is PAID, got a husband who is PAID and she is serving it all on stage and rubbing her damn belly. WHO THE HELL CAN COMPETE WITH THAT ?? I am most certain at work the most THE GIRLS will receive is an "Awwwwwww", and MAYBE some damn cake for announcing that she is (hence "we are" ...when hell freezes over), finally with child. But honey, Miss Beyonce NOT only got to rock a Dolce & Gabana sequins jacket, and NOT only got a standing ovation from the entire audience....but ALSO had her uber-millionaire husband in a freakin NY FITTED beaming with pride in front of the world....while a freakin fan kept the tresses a breezin !

So after the jealousy subsided, I received the following Tweet:

@ E_Harp_ Erin Harper: So Bey being knocked up is making me feel some type of way about my womb. Heeeeey womb.

...and my dear E_Harp_ is right......

The freak are we waiting on ?....oh yeah, that's rights...HUSBANDS !!!

I can dig this subliminal message that was presented and has been permeating throughout and to her fans: (1) get your career in order, (2) date, (3)get engaged, (4) get married, (5)still do you until you are ready....then BAM ! (5) Get pregnant and send all of your loyal followers into a confused tizzy.

So that's how we doing it now B ??