Santa Baby....

I recently had a conversation with DIGITAL GIRL where we were just catching up. Seems it had been about 2-3 weeks since we had a conversation, so there was so much to discuss.

She inquired about NGF. I told her all is well, he met my family during Thanksgiving, etc., etc. "Say wooorrrrddd, that's good PARTY GIRL. Wuuuuhhhhhh" I quickly had to silence her. Talk like that, as minimal as it may be makes me nervous.

Anywho, we began to talk about Christmas and I told her that I asked NGF if we were planning to exchange gifts. He responded, "Yea, well, did you want to exchange gifts ?" I told him I didn't think it was necessary. I don't know why, but Christmas is not the same when you are dealing with adults. I ask you what you want for the holiday and then purchase it, you ask me what I want and then purchase it. Where is the sincerity ? I can shop for a child all day every day, but adults um... no. So I told NGF to just save his money, I didn't need a gift. He is saving up for a home, the money will be put to better use for that.

DIGITAL GIRL is hilarious. She has this mixture of sarcasm, humor and sass that I just can't take all of the time. I told her that this year I only have two things on my Christmas list when it comes to my family. A nice set of pots and pans and some red leather gloves.

***DEAD CRICKETS****

She was like, "Is that it ??? Baybaaayy... lemme tell you what I want. Some jewelry, and a man. Yeah, something about 6'4, 270 pounds, with a nice curly grade of hair, salt and pepper gray, about 37 years old and an accountant. Yeah, I would like to have an accountant as a man this time. He goes to work, crunches them numbers, come home and crunch these numbers at home. I don't want no dentist or nothing like that. No career when my man is all up in somebody else mouth or hunched up over her titties or no shit like that. Yeah, I can take an accountant. And some clothes too. And peace on earth. "

Well damn Eartha Kitt !!

Maybe I need to revise my list....